HOW I BROKE BOTH LEGS AT THE SAME TIME
Hahaha this is my fave request
- •I was 17 and it was the first week of summer
- •My pals and I were having a sleepover and marathon watching the first season of Gossip GirlI had never seen it before and have never seen it since. I do not care to watch rich teenagers do whatever the fuck they want 👋
- •We stayed up all night and then the next morning everyone was exhausted but we all wanted coke and pies but we didn't have any.
- •So for two hours everyone kept getting at me about walking up to the dairy to buy them all food.
- •And eventually I was just like "FUCK, FINE".
- •So I got mostly dressed, but I only had heels for some reason? so I borrowed my pals sneakers which were slightly too small
- •And then I went to leave the house, took one step off of the deckWhich was only one step high
- •And my legs collapsed underneath me
- •I looked down and my legs looked weird and I went into shock
- •Lol and my friends thought I was faking so I wouldn't have to walk up to the dairy so I just sat on the deck and called my dad and waited for him to come get me
- •And then he said it was probably nothing and took me home
- •And like the dumbest idiot I tried to walk on them???
- •And then the next day when my left ankle had swollen up to the size of a cricket ball, my mum took me to the doctor and they biffed a cast on them
- •And I made mum drive past my pals house and swung my legs out the door and said "sup bitch"hahahaha it was a shitty summer