HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS

Inspired by @franksars also the other 7 trillion people listing this
  1. 1.
    Be super blunt all the time cause really what's the point in existing if you're not saying what you wanna say
  2. 2.
    Wear a ton of glitter constantly, you'll feel cute always even when your fringe (bangs???) are greasy beyond belief
  3. 3.
    Never tidy your clothes away, just let them become mountains in your bedroom and feel the anxiety take control
  4. 4.
    Live to Wikipedia every film you see and find out unimportant information about each actor, and then mention it to anyone present the next time you see any of these actors in another film
  5. 5.
    Drink water constantly; it's your favourite beverage