I DESERVE

  1. 3 ply toilet paper
  2. Beer that is only ever ice cold
  3. Hair ties that don't break and snap against my knuckles
  4. More than $14.25 an hour
  5. A bra where the strap isn't constantly slipping off my shoulder
  6. Pockets that work, even in skinny jeans!
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  7. Free takeaway deliveries
  8. That second, and third, and fourth piece of cake
  9. Also the whole cake
  10. A nap during the work day
    Suggested by   @christineeee89
  11. Happiness
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav