I REGRET EVERYTHING

  1. I missed the cut off sign up day for the list app secret Santa
  2. And now everyone's sharing cute lists of lovely, thoughtful gifts
  3. And I'm over here like 😭
  4. AND I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS!!!!
  5. I work in a specialty fudge shop that is local to my town
    It is absurdly delicious and YOU GET NONE
  6. I have a friend who does beautiful handmade stationary/graphic design on the side
  7. I can draw semi-cute lil things
  8. I write zany cards
  9. AND YOU ALL MISSED OUT
  10. ...because I missed out
  11. 😫