My flatmate and I have started watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians from the start, including those in-between spin off shows. We have seen through season 4 of KUTWK and have just started season 2 of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. I have tried to rank them based ONLY ON WHAT I'VE SEEN IN THESE EPISODES. TRIED.
- •Khloe KardashianSo disrespectful. Like shut the fuck up please. The baby talk with her husband is sickening, and her constant attacking of Scott, both to him and to Kourtney, is annoying as fuck. She's the worst. Yes Scott is turning out to be a kind of shitty guy, but they have a baby together and you need to pipe the fuck down. Literally invented infidelities and reasons to distrust him based on a fucking voice on the phone that was never confirmed to be anything other than platonic, and can't let it go.
- •Kris JennerUgh. Please stop crying. So rude and controlling of her spouse. Too involved in Scott and Kourtney's relationship (everyone is). Very obviously favours Kim over her other children because of her successes.
- •Bruce Jenner (I'm straight up unsure of context here so I'm v sorry if this is misgendering, please call me out)They're so homophobic. I feel bad that they are constantly being left out of the loop. Puts too much pressure on the youngest two daughters to be "children" in an environment that is glorifying the sexualisation of women, and blaming Kendall and Kylie for behaviour that they are mimicking. Kris is awful to them though. Also Caitlyn has said so much problematic shit outside of this show that I can't let go.
- •Kim KardashianWhiney and narcissistic. Next.
- •Kylie JennerOk this kid is barely in the first couple seasons, like she's basically just background. Problematic IRL but I'm trying to limit my opinions to what I've seen so far.
- •Rob KardashianI feel bad for him a bit, he's obviously not on his mothers radar in the same way as the older daughters are because he isn't part of their brand. He was a dick to Adrienne tho.
- •Kendall JennerMeh, she exists but barely.
- •Kourtney KardashianSo great, I fucking love her dead eyed narration to the camera. Pulled her own baby out of her vagina!!! She is smart and funny. My only criticism is I wish she spent less time around Khloe and their mother, and that she was less easily influenced by what they say.