Living with my parents again after my own flat flooded, in numbers

  1. Inches of water all across the bottom floor of my flat
  2. Nights it has been so far and nights it is expected to be
    3, 7+
  3. Beds I'm sleeping in that are rock hard despite my mum saying "I put a mattress topper on it so it's nice and soft now"
    1 because putting sheets on a slab of concrete does not a mattress make
  4. Episodes of Stranger Things I watched Saturday vs. the size of my parents TV
    8, 60" (WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A TV THAT BIG?????)
  5. Barbs I miss
  6. Barbs who look like my flatmate if I could convince her to cut off her hair
    1 okay she's an alt Barb but I MEAN
  7. Jackets I own vs. jackets I brought with me in the middle of winter
    7, 0
  8. Umbrellas I own and didn't bring with me
  9. Kind neighbours I have never met before who offered to give me a ride to the bus stop in the cold wind and rain
    1, and her name is Aroha which is the Māori word for love
  10. Mince and cheese pies I ate for breakfast this morning because I am a kiwi cliche
  11. Numbers of eggs on Pokemon Go I managed to hatch on my way to work this morning that had a jiggly puff inside