ME, BY THE NUMBERS

Inspired by @nathanveshecco
  1. Age
    23 but I tell everyone I'm 24 cause I will be in 46 days
  2. Height
    5'4" or maybe 5'5"??? Idk who measures themself???
  3. Pets I've killed
    0 LIKE I CAN BARELY LOOK AFTER MYSELF HOW DID I EVER MANAGE THIS???
  4. Bones broken
    3
  5. Legs broken
    2
  6. Number of piercings I've had
    12
  7. Number of piercings I currently have
    6
  8. Number of tattoos
    3
  9. Number of people I've had sex with
    0 because sexual assault does not count
  10. People I've kissed
    Ok I tried counting this out but I think it's 30+???
  11. People I've kissed in the last two years
    1
  12. Times I've seen a star war in cinema
    2 gotta have me some of that Kylo Ren love
  13. Times I've cried
    6385739462920173740301 like really
  14. Cars I've driven
    3 but I have never had a licence???
  15. Number of thigh gaps I have
    0 fancy that
  16. Age I stated drinking
    14 I am from bogan country
  17. Cigarettes I've smoked
    0 like not even a fucking bum puff
  18. Weed
    420 lol I'm a nerd
  19. Age I first started working
    12
  20. Jobs I've had
    13
  21. Children I want
    0
  22. Friends I've lost since Halloween
    4
  23. Weight I've gained since I was assaulted
    35kg
  24. Times I've been arrested
    1 aaaand here you go THE TIME I BROKE THE RULES/LAW
  25. Times I've had heart surgery
    5
  26. Flatmates I've had
    5
  27. Towns I've lived in
    2
  28. People from high school I'm still friends with
    2 and they are the loveliest girls
  29. What the mark on my scalp says
    666