MY FAVOURITE THING FROM TODAY

  1. Over the loudspeaker at work: "Can the owner of a ginger and white dog please return to your dog immediately".
    I hear this sentence about 10+ times a week, except dog is exchanged for car, and the colour is exchanged for colour, make, model, and registration. I have never ever heard dog before. All I could picture was a person using a dog as a mode of transportation.