Inspired by @sarahgorman and everyone else!
  1. You choose the movie so I don't just say fuck it and start watching Gilmore Girls again when I can't decide
  2. Ideally you have a car so I don't have to bus or walk to places
  3. We argue constantly about shit that doesn't matter but are on the same level about important things
  4. You don't shit on me for sleeping with the lights on when my anxiety gets bad
  5. You tag me in memes all day
  6. YOU 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 TOUCH 👏 ME 👏