OLD MAN BUTTS I HAVE SEEN TODAY

None of these are bare butts fyi
  1. Biking in sheer bike shorts, thong underpants and a big tattoo covering the outer sides of both cheeks honestly the butt looked so tough that I think if I slapped it it would have punched me back
  2. Shorts pulled very high, small, lumpy old man butt eating his shorts. Not very much cheek or shape just two small lumps either side of a short crack
  3. Flat to the point where I don't believe it had a crack
  4. Turned from leg directly into back there was no curve AT ALL