PLZ LEAVE ME BE
why do you need confirmation that I actually can't see???
- •You like my glasses?
- •Just let me meme for a sec
- •I generally use one of either of these when someone compliments my eyewearUNLESS they are my Miu Miu glasses, in which case I jump in with a "omg thanks Beyoncé has the same ones in sunglasses" cause everyone needs to know I have something in common with Beyoncé (even though I am blind and tone deaf we are basically the same) I mean just look how cute they are!!! Also me. I am cute. (I'm shameless)
- •So thanks, what a honey you are for complimenting my glasses!
- •Plz don't ask to try my glasses on
- •Because I will (begrudgingly) say yesCause apparently it's rude as hell to say no to something you don't wanna do???? Let me live
- •And you just have to know what you look like in my glassesHeads up, you literally will not know because my prescription is not clear glass so your eyes will not adjust and you won't be able to fuckin see your reflection dummy!!!
- •You will say "omg you're so blind"Yeah bitch that's why I wear them
- •You will WITHOUT A DOUBT smudge my lenses to fuckin buggeryHOW??? I rarely do this!!!!
- •Then you'll hand them back all fucked upThis is almost certainly happening somewhere where I'm not carrying a cleaning cloth (nerd alert) and I literally am never wearing clothing appropriate to clean up my lenses on.
- •So I'll be basically blinded further by your greasy fingerprints all dayThanks asshole
- •So plz leave me be
- •Let me be cute and blind ish in peace
- •EDITwe're the same