1. I regularly wake up holding my own hand
    Self love
  2. No one to go to movies/shows/concerts/gigs with
    Goin solo
  3. No one to interrupt movies
  4. Everyone feels bad for me
  5. Everyone routinely asks me when I'll meet a "nice man"
  6. Everyone asks whether I'm actually a lesbian after all
    Cool cause it's one or the other
  7. No one to zip up my dresses at the back
  8. Figured out ways to zip up my dresses at the back all by myself
    🙌 independent woman
  9. Don't have to spend big money on birthday/valentines/Christmas gifts
    Just cheap shit for cheap people