Sk8r Boi is the story of how Avril Lavigne bought into her new boyfriend's fuckboy narrative

  1. He was a boy / She was a girl /Can I make it anymore obvious? / He was a punk / She did ballet / What more can I say?
    Honestly I need you to say so much more because I do not trust Avril's description of 'punk'. Like was he a real punk, or this Avril Lavigne 'bubblegum pop punk' bullshit?
  2. He wanted her / She'd never tell / Secretly she wanted him as well / And all of her friends stuck up their nose / They had a problem with his baggy clothes
    Pure conjecture. How the fuck does he or Avril know that she "secretly wanted him as well" if "she'd never tell"? Fuckboy. "Her friends didn't like me so she wouldn't go out with me even though I keep asking for ages, she's such a bitch I never even liked her." Hey bud if she actually liked you that much, her friends opinions wouldn't matter. Plus she has agency! She can date who she wants! Also I question the bagginess of his clothes? What is baggy really?
  3. He was a skater boy / She said, "See ya later, boy." / He wasn't good enough for her / She had a pretty face but her head was up in space / She needed to come back down to earth
    The way they use 'pretty face' implies her only value then and now is in her looks, she must be brainless because she turned down this ~incredible~ guy.
  4. Five years from now / she sits at home feeding the baby / She's all alone / She turns on TV and guess who she sees? / Skater boy rockin' up MTV
    "haha she's a single parent caring for her child that she loves, what a loser, I'm so successful by comparison." Fuckboy.
  5. She calls up her friends / They already know / And they've all got tickets to see his show / She tags along / Stands in the crowd / Looks up at the man that she turned down
    I mean how much did her friends really dislike this dude if only five years have passed and their first thought is "hey let's go support that dude we used to vaguely know!"
  6. He was a skater boy / She said, "See ya later, boy." / He wasn't good enough for her / Now he's a superstar / Slammin' on his guitar / Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
    You can not want to date someone and have it not be because they're "not good enough". Maybe she just didn't like him? Maybe they had nothing in common? I mean after all he was a "punk" and she did ballet, like what more can I say? Plus another dig at her 'pretty face'. Also a persons worth is not measured by how successful they are! He might be a successful piece of shit!
  7. Sorry, girl, but you missed out / Well, tough luck, that boy's mine now / We are more than just good friends / This is how the story ends
    I wouldn't say she "missed out", at no point do I ever get the impression that she actually wants to date him – then or now. Also this is not where the story ends Avril, and that is very misleading of you.
  8. Too bad that you couldn't see / See the man that boy could be / There is more than meets the eye / I see the soul that is inside
    Why is it "too bad"? Isn't that a good thing for you that "she couldn't see it"? Also can you really see his soul, since you're completely missing his weird obsession with a girl from his past?
  9. He's just a boy / and I'm just a girl / Can I make it anymore obvious? / We are in love / Haven't you heard how we rock each other's world?
    Honey maybe the fact that you're in love with him is what's blinding you to his fuckboy nature. Also classic Avril using the word 'rock' in a song to trick us into believing she was a 'rock chick'.
  10. I'm with the skater boy / I said, "See ya later, boy." / I'll be backstage after the show / I'll be at the studio singing the song we wrote / About a girl you used to know
    AVRIL. GIRL. It should be alarming that he's still OBSESSED with this girl he NEVER EVEN dated. Why are you participating in his fucking quest to tear down a young mother just trying to live her life?!