Stuff kiwi mums say

  1. Poke in the eye with a burnt stick
  2. Are your ears painted on?
  3. I'm not as green as I am cabbage looking
  4. Bob's your uncle
  5. Two shakes of a lambs tail
  6. Aren't you a dag?
  7. Packed a shit
  8. Frogs legs and pigs tits
  9. You make a better wall than a window
  10. Were you born in a tent!?
  11. Don't spit the dummy