TEN SUBJECT LINES OF EMAILS I HAVE SENT IN MY REAL LIFE AS AN ADULT (6)

  1. never gonna happen
  2. for only £270 you can look like you've shit yourself everyday
  3. okay this is going to come across as incredibly presumptive but
  4. that first time I ate dinner at your house
  5. didnt nkwo i sent yuo a blank email
  6. woooooooah homegirl
  7. SPIRIT GUM
  8. lol "mofo"
  9. DO YOU EVEN GET YOUR OWN PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS THAT YOU CAN USE FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL EMAILING???????
  10. get fucked