THINGS I LIKE THE IDEA OF BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL THING

  1. Going to the gym
    Being healthy and fit is nice in theory, but sweat? Exhaustion? No no no
  2. Almonds
    I have a love hate relationship with almonds. I love that they are filling and you don't have to eat very many, that they're a relatively cheap snack. I hate how they taste and the texture of them, how the skins get trapped in my teeth.
  3. Going to bed early
    I just lie there awake for hours, like I might as well just stay up
  4. Summer
    Instagram makes summer look fun. It is a sweaty, sunburned, can't sleep, flies everywhere non-stop heat.