Things I'm not allowed to do as an adult

  1. Listen to horror/sci-fi/paranormal podcasts with the lights off late at night while I'm falling asleep
    Nope this feeds into my nighttime paranoia
  2. Eat the sour lollies that burned a hole in my tongue even though they were delicious
    My flatmate has my permission to shout at me IF I EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
  3. Read the comments section on Stuff articles
    The bigotry and hatefulness in the comments fires me up SO MUCH also I 100% break this rule all the time
  4. Spend more than $20 on any clothing item
    My budget doesn't exist but I live for cheap things