THINGS I SAY TO PEACHES RANKED BY HOW OFTEN I SAY IT

  1. 1.
    Excuse me, please
    She is always blocking my way on the stairs
  2. 2.
    Hey lil flop cat
    She walks and then flops on the ground CONSTANTLY
  3. 3.
    You let me pat you yesterday!
    Everyday. She never lets me pat her.
  4. 4.
    Does your foot taste good?
    Foot can be subtracted for any body part
  5. 5.
    What are you doing lil smush???
    When she stares at me
  6. 6.
    Excuse me, I'm talking to you
    I am not her mother and she refuses to listen to me
  7. 7.
    I will fight you
    Anytime the lil nerd grabs my ankle on the stairs
  8. 8.
    ,,,