THINGS I SAY TO PEACHES RANKED BY HOW OFTEN I SAY IT
- •Excuse me, pleaseShe is always blocking my way on the stairs
- •Hey lil flop catShe walks and then flops on the ground CONSTANTLY
- •You let me pat you yesterday!Everyday. She never lets me pat her.
- •Does your foot taste good?Foot can be subtracted for any body part
- •What are you doing lil smush???When she stares at me
- •Excuse me, I'm talking to youI am not her mother and she refuses to listen to me
- •I will fight youAnytime the lil nerd grabs my ankle on the stairs