TWO THINGS I SAID TO MY FLATMATE THIS MORNING

  1. When I got out of the shower I told her about the dream I had in which I repeatedly slapped my old (fucking horrible) boss in the face
    Like at one point in the dream I brushed her fringe out of her face so that I had more space for slaps
  2. I left home like 3 min before she did and I was over the other side of the road walkin past Carls Jr and she was still waitin at the lights. There was a big dog hanging it's head out of a car in the parking lot and my phone was in my bag so I couldn't snap her so I shouted her name and waved my arms wildly in the air and shouted "THERES A BIG DOG"
    she fuckin loves big fluffy dogs