1. My flatmate and I are throwing a party tonight and we have a lot to do today so I asked her to wake me up when she got up by texting me
  2. She texted me and I ignored it cause my bed is cozy as hell and I wanted just another ten minutes
  3. Our living room is directly below my bedroom and she has turned Rihanna on max volume on the stereo to get me up
  4. I'm lying in bed singing along