WALKING HOME ALONE AT MIDNIGHT

  1. Dude shouts at me from across the street, "hey! Hey! Wait up!"
  2. I walk faster.
  3. He catches up to me, walks beside me.
  4. Him, "heyyyy."
  5. Me, looking forward, "hi."
  6. Him, "wanna have a good time?"
  7. Me. "...."
  8. Him, "I SAID do you wanna have a good time?"
  9. Me, "no."
  10. Him, "why not."
  11. Me, "I'm not interested. Bye."
  12. Him, slams hand against the wall.
  13. Me, eyes wide, walking away faster.
  14. Him, "fuck off, you're fat anyway."