Inspired by @LeahG because this is such an incredible list idea
  1. Quiet
    I am loud as shit
  2. Thin
    Puku power!
  3. Tan
    I'm a pasty, glow-in-the-dark ghost girl
  4. Hugger
    Hoe don't do it
  5. Unsparkly
    This may be because this is not a word?
  6. Conservative
  7. Hot
    I am cute, I am beautiful, I am not "hot" and I am v fine with that
  8. Big-eyed
    They teeny
  9. Early
    You are very incorrect