My Five Most Memorable Celebrity Encounters.
- •The time I took a shot at Joan Baez with a BB gun.I was 10 years old and she was on my turf.
- •The time I made Merle Haggard a sandwich.A ham and swiss on rye with mustard. A solid sandwich.He wore a trucker's cap that said "MERLE".
- •The time Bo Diddley gave me an impromptu drug intervention.He was playing at a used car lot in Gainesville, Florida. I approached him high as fuck and reeking of weed. He gave me a 15 minute anti-drug speech.
- •The time I cleaned up Ira Glass's vomit with a snow shovel.He was part of Eugene Merman's comedy festival at The Bell House in Brooklyn. He was required to drink for a comedy bit. Ira doesn't usually drink, apparently.
- •The time I smoked weed with HR from Bad Brains behind a Walmart in Baltimore.