Symptoms I Had This Week and All the Diseases the Internet Told Me I Have
I'm not usually a hypochondriac, but this week was trying to kill me.
- •Symptom: funny burning feeling on my right arm like my arm hairs are stuckWhat the internet told me: I have shingles without any visible symptoms. Well, shit.
- •Symptom: a lot of déjà vu with kind of a sinking feelingWhat the Internet told me: Epilepsy or a brain tumor. Great.
- •Symptom: too many to listAnxiety disorder. This one is probably true.