Symptoms I Had This Week and All the Diseases the Internet Told Me I Have

I'm not usually a hypochondriac, but this week was trying to kill me.
  1. Symptom: funny burning feeling on my right arm like my arm hairs are stuck
    What the internet told me: I have shingles without any visible symptoms. Well, shit.
  2. Symptom: a lot of déjà vu with kind of a sinking feeling
    What the Internet told me: Epilepsy or a brain tumor. Great.
  3. Symptom: too many to list
    Anxiety disorder. This one is probably true.