Things I Do Before Going Into Work
- •Look in a full length mirror and judge myself
- •Decide what to wearIt all depends on what's wrinkled and what's not.
- •Look at myself in the mirror againConceded much?
- •Take two multivitamins
- •Fix my hair
- •Shave (if necessary)
- •Say hello to my dogs and let them outside
- •Make my morning coffeeBut if I'm running late I'm buying that shit!
- •Sit in traffic for an hour and ask myself "why am I doing this every morning?"The answer is always 💵💸💰