1. Look in a full length mirror and judge myself
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  2. Decide what to wear
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    It all depends on what's wrinkled and what's not.
  3. Look at myself in the mirror again
    Conceded much?
  4. Take two multivitamins
  5. Fix my hair
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  6. Shave (if necessary)
  7. Say hello to my dogs and let them outside
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  8. Make my morning coffee
    But if I'm running late I'm buying that shit!
  9. Sit in traffic for an hour and ask myself "why am I doing this every morning?"
    The answer is always 💵💸💰