Things I Do Before Going Into Work

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    Look in a full length mirror and judge myself
  2. β€’
    Decide what to wear
    It all depends on what's wrinkled and what's not.
  3. β€’
    Look at myself in the mirror again
    Conceded much?
  4. β€’
    Take two multivitamins
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    Fix my hair
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    Shave (if necessary)
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    Say hello to my dogs and let them outside
  8. β€’
    Make my morning coffee
    But if I'm running late I'm buying that shit!
  9. β€’
    Sit in traffic for an hour and ask myself "why am I doing this every morning?"
    The answer is always πŸ’΅πŸ’ΈπŸ’°