Things I Found Out Watching the RNC and DNC

  1. 1.
    Both conventions are great comedic fodder
  2. 2.
    The DNC was like an award show of mainstream actors and music.
  3. 3.
    Republicans don't understand that Bradley Cooper is an actor. He's not actually Chris Kyle.
  4. 4.
    Democrats don't know how to protect a server to save their lives... Well they at least don't know how to protect one to save their jobs .
  5. 5.
    Watching the RNC 99.7% of the citizens voting for Trump are white and mostly male.
    That number isn't fact. But what has come out of Trumps mouth that is actual fact?
  6. 6.
    Watching the DNC we found out (well most people found out) slaves built the White House. And Bill O'reilly says it's ok because they were fed well.
  7. 7.
    We found out that Bill Clinton really needs a nap
  8. 8.
    After a 75 minute speech I still don't know what Trump is going to really do to make America great again.
  9. 9.
    That Bernie or bust supporters don't realize what concede means
  10. 10.
    And either does Ted Cruz
  11. 11.
    We learned that Michelle Obama can move not only the Democratic Party but also republicans with her amazing speech
  12. 12.
    And that Melania is taking notes for her next speech
  13. 13.
    We found out Trump wants Russia to keep breaking into email servers of the Democratic Party... I mean he sarcastically wants that to keep happening
  14. 14.
    We found out the only republican celebrities either don't support trump, or are just a bunch of Z list stars.
    Yea I'm talking to you Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
  15. 15.
    Everyone knowing that Bill should have walked out to 99 problems by Jay Z
  16. 16.
    We also found out that a lot of people don't know what the word amendment means... Also what the word abolish means
  17. 17.
    I found out it's also ok to stand up for a candidate who has done a lot of questionable things as long as they are your candidate. If they're not just keep trying to run them over with a bus.
  18. 18.
    This gif of Hillary.
  19. 19.
    The RNC was a room full of those uncles you try to avoid at thanksgiving dinner
  20. 20.
    Meryl Streep is the new Howard Dean
  21. 21.
    Tim Kaine drags around his wife like a dog that doesn't want to leave a tree.
    "Cmon Anne lets go!"
  22. 22.
    Mike Pence declaring he will rescind Wade Vs. Roe is a very scary thought for women.
  23. 23.
    Obama gave us a new Slogan: Don't boo. Vote.
  24. 24.
    Watching both conventions you realize neither of these candidates are who anyone wants
  25. 25.
    And both parties believe we are divided, but one is using fear and the other optimism. Neither are working.