NICKNAMES I'VE GIVEN TO THE JOCKS IN MY HALL

  1. the one who clearly poops and has a girlfriend
  2. the one who serves me at 4th meal
  3. the one who probably plays baseball and wants me to quit smoking
  4. the country music jock
  5. the dumb looking one who could squash me if he willed it
  6. the short one with no defining characteristics