THINGS MY PARENTS ARE MAKING ME DO SO I DON'T RUIN MY LIFE

  1. they're going to start drug testing me (they've said that before they may be bluffing)
  2. they're making me get a job (that makes sense I want a job anyway)
  3. they're making me take 4 classes
  4. do you think I could take poppy extract? it's a legal drug I found on Amazon but if I take it I could test positive for morphine
  5. I took xanax last weekend under the assumption they were bluffing I hope it's ok
  6. I wonder who at this school would give me their pee if I asked nicely
  7. do I really have a problem? my parents barely give me money anymore cause they think I do