1. low risk validation
  2. it could lead to me hooking up with someone
  3. everyone is a caricature of themselves and I love to laugh at carefully curated bios
  4. I love observing trends in bios
  5. everyone is a spectacle
  6. good flirting practice
  7. I don't have to be myself and I can be very cryptic
  8. people give me compliments
  9. I know I have a great aesthetic now because people on tinder tell me I do
  10. I get to practice internet humor