1. Your significant says you are drunk
    Thanks for pointing that out, I had NO idea, no really, I wouldn't say I was drunk but if you say I am then it MUST be true
  2. Your face gets hot
    Yeah, my face is hot
  3. You think you are moving fast but in reality you are moving at the speed of a sloth
  4. eVERYTHinG looks soooo God to eat
  5. You make typos