Less Popular Spirit Animals

  1. Garden snake
  2. Two-toed sloth
  3. Tiger Woods
  4. Dogs and cats with normal-sized eyes who don't have Instagram accounts
  5. Unicorns (dead)
  6. Dung beetle
  7. Alvin
  8. Simon
  9. Theodore
  10. Any creature from LOTR
  11. Any person/beast who refers to "Lord of the Rings" as "LOTR"
  12. Don't get me started on Harry Potter
  13. Newts