Reasons Why Los Angelinos Go to Coffee Shops

I'm told that people in other cities actually go to coffee shops for "conversation" with "friends." Amazing.
  1. Get that screenplay done
  2. Attempt to sell a stranger life insurance
  3. Study bio chem for their upcoming UCLA final
  4. Look sophisticated by paying $6 for that pour-over coffee
  5. Seeking audience for loud cell phone call about "the future of gaming"
  6. Scan Facebook silently on MacBook Air for three hours
  7. Meet with group of acquaintances to talk excitedly about pyramid scheme and/or quasi-religious self-help program
  8. Write Lists