FACES I MAKE WHILE LISTENING TO A FRIEND'S LONG, BORING STORY

My buddy calls me up and I'm...
  1. Optimistic to start!
  2. After hearing about how his friend's friend's brother was involved...
  3. Leading into the ex-girlfriend's mom calling my friend's new girlfriend "ratchet"
  4. Before my friend recounted chewing out his ex for completely ignoring his apologetic text last night
  5. When my dad is calling me on the other line to update me on my grandpa who's in the hospital, but I don't want to be rude and cut my friend off
  6. And my friend's now made up with his ex and they're getting gelato together for the first time in months
  7. And my dad's calling me back because it can't be good with grandpa
  8. And my friend explains he couldn't decide whether to go with the pistachio, salted caramel, or mint chip...
  9. And dad decides to just text me that grandpa just died
  10. And my friend says his girlfriend didn't want gelato because she's on a no sugar, no joy diet
  11. And my friend says he has to call me back because his mom is calling him on the other line and they're about to get dinner