WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF CLEAN UNDERWEAR YOU...
- •Ignore it for as long as possible.
- •Wear athletic/compression shorts and pretend like it's actual underwear.
- •Ask to borrow a roommate or sibling's pair of underwear.
- •Borrow a roommate or sibling's underwear without asking.
- •Grab a pair of old underwear from the mess on your floor, convince yourself that they're not that dirty, and wear those until you feel morally reprehensible.
- •Buy new underwear until you run out again.
- •Free ball it.
- •Do your laundry.