1. Loves dogs
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    As my ideal s/o would be sharing a place with me and my five+ dogs, kind of a given.
  2. Good with children
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    Shows patience, maturity, and the willingness to kneel to a child's level.
  3. Passionate
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    Art? Writing? Helping others? Performing? I'm not picky. Someone passionate and driven about their craft.
  4. Respectful
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    Of me, of others, but especially of elderly people, servers at restaurants, women, etc.
  5. Humility
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    Aka not a selfish asshole.
  6. Open to getting high once in a while
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    But not too much, bc I have poor impulse control.
  7. Does not have yellow fever
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    Just no.
  8. Video games
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    Pokemon to Dark Souls, let's play.
  9. Not a serial killer
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    Not even the Dexter kind. Sorry?
  10. Hot AF
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    Physical attraction is important to me. End of story.