1. "So you're just chillin waiting for people to show up?"
    Boy is venting to me about the people he works with and how badly they screwed up scheduling.
  2. Bonus: "Is there enough rage in you to justify day drinking lmao"
    He's waiting at a bar, and I have impulse control issues.
  3. "But she was legit like "take Benadryl if u get too anxious" and I FUCKING HAD TO YESTERDAY and it just made me sleep and act drunk lmao"
    Telling Alexa about my psychiatry woes.
  4. "I had to change text tones bc it was scaring me too much"
    Responding to MD, who turned off sound notifications for texts and was apologizing for missing mine.