THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY AT WORK:

  1. I would really like it if you didn't put your boogers in your ear.
  2. Please don't throw that chair at me.
  3. Thank you for giving me a fart, but it's not my birthday. I don't want any more gifts.
  4. No, you can't draw on my stomach.
  5. Yes, after we can pretend we're water.
  6. Picking your nose is super fun in the shower. You should ONLY do it in the shower.
  7. Please take your hands out of your pants.
  8. Take the gummy bear out of your nose please.