THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY AT WORK:
- •I would really like it if you didn't put your boogers in your ear.
- •Please don't throw that chair at me.
- •Thank you for giving me a fart, but it's not my birthday. I don't want any more gifts.
- •No, you can't draw on my stomach.
- •Yes, after we can pretend we're water.
- •Picking your nose is super fun in the shower. You should ONLY do it in the shower.
- •Please take your hands out of your pants.
- •Take the gummy bear out of your nose please.