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Inspired by @solena
  1. April Ludgate
  2. Gretchen and Lindsay
  3. Lucille Bluth
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  1. A tequila shot
    With salt and lime plz. I'm not a monster
  2. "Should we watch another episode?"
  3. A slice of pizza
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A work in progress...
  1. I'm a girl's girl
    I love female friendship; It's so powerful. I don't trust "I only have guy friends" women...
  2. I vote
  3. My eyes. They're rull blue.
    Embarrassing crop of embarrassing selfie
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  1. I just got to vote for the first time in an Italian referendum
    It was about offshore drilling (not THAT exciting... Whatever)
  2. And I'm a huge nerd for politics, government, and participating in the democratic process
  3. So I've been feeling particularly proud of my dual citizenship today
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  1. Anxiety is not dangerous
    It's just uncomfortable. I am fine; I'll just continue with what I'm doing or find something more active to do.
  2. So I feel a little anxiety right now, SO WHAT?!?
    It's not like it's the first time. I am going to take some nice deep breaths (or a klonopin, depending on the severity) and keep going. This will help me continue to get better
  3. I can be anxious and still focus on the task at hand.
    As I focus on the task, my anxiety will go down.
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  1. Spending 15 minutes editing pictures on Instagram that I know I'll never post
  2. The time I bought a black velvet leotard at goodwill
    Does this count?
  3. Falling asleep to Netflix
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    Buy me chipotle and you'll get chipot-laid
  2. 2.
    Your shirtless selfies make my vagina close up like a steel trap
  3. 3.
    My greatest talent is the ability to make the simplest task extremely stressful
  4. 4.
    A cup boobs, A+ ass
  1. Vignette
  2. Ethereal
  3. Loquacious
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