1. Shit my cookies suck.
  2. Wait, someone went store bought, I'm not the worst!
  3. Ughh I taste tested too many of my own cookies.
  4. What if Jeff poisoned these cookies? He totally would.
  5. I was supposed to make how many?
  6. Jeff definitely poisoned these....
  7. Alcohol, more popular than cookies, naturally.
  8. Fuck Jeff.