What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

  1. 5-8 years old: Paleontologist
    JURASSIC PARK, FAM
  2. 8-12 years old: Baseball Player
    NOMAHHH
  3. 12-14: ESPN Anchor
    Realized I wasn't good at baseball // Seemingly forgot I was way too shy for TV
  4. 14-22: ?????
    Something sports I dunno sports are fun
  5. 22-present: Professional Tweeter
    I made it, y'all