Things that have alerted me to the inappropriate relationship between my coworker and the office cat

  1. When I walk into the office and he is whispering endearments softly while stroking the cat
  2. "Kitty do you want to come home with me?"
  3. "You're so beautiful kitty"
  4. "You good mamas?" (Mamas? A pet name? ((no pun intended)) —> you bet your ass I'm going to double parenthesis that
  5. "I love you"