Things that have alerted me to the inappropriate relationship between my coworker and the office cat
- •When I walk into the office and he is whispering endearments softly while stroking the cat
- •"Kitty do you want to come home with me?"
- •"You're so beautiful kitty"
- •"You good mamas?" (Mamas? A pet name? ((no pun intended)) —> you bet your ass I'm going to double parenthesis that
- •"I love you"