WHILE I'M LOCKED OUT OF MY VACAY APT AT MIDNIGHT

  1. How gross is it to just sleep on the hallway carpet
  2. How expensive a hotel room can I justify
  3. Is going to a 24 bar or diner the better option
  4. Will I get a free day off from work tomorrow due to this misfortune
  5. Does money not count because of how dire these circumstances are
    If not, do calories not count? Can u get pizza delivered to an apartment hallway?
  6. Will this be better tomorrow