WHILE I'M LOCKED OUT OF MY VACAY APT AT MIDNIGHT
- •How gross is it to just sleep on the hallway carpet
- •How expensive a hotel room can I justify
- •Is going to a 24 bar or diner the better option
- •Will I get a free day off from work tomorrow due to this misfortune
- •Does money not count because of how dire these circumstances areIf not, do calories not count? Can u get pizza delivered to an apartment hallway?
- •Will this be better tomorrow