SNOTTY NAMES FOR MY FUTURE BRATS
Could be for kids or dogs. Doesn't matter.
- •SloaneIt just sounds rich.
- •BlairAs in Waldorf.
- •ClaireBecause it rhymes with Blair.
- •EdithInspired by Big Edie/Little Edie.
- •TriplerOnly if they are a III.
- •EloiseOf The Plaza fame.
- •Madeline.French. Obviously.
- •MadisonA presidential derivative of Madeline. She can give a SOTU.
- •MargotTennebaum stylez.
- •ZooeyI'd name everyone after a member of the Glass family if I could.
- •OliverBarrett IV. Barrett as in the poet (no relation). Barrett as in the hall.
- •LoganThe coolest boy name.
- •SpencerBut only for girls.
- •ElizaNot after My Fair Lady. It's just nice.