AN ONGOING LIST OF THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE ON THE TOILET
- •why are boogers socially unacceptable -- having a nose naturally results in them???
- •the woman cleaning the bathroom knows I'm pooping and is considerate enough to put the hand dryer on so we don't have to listen. I'm grateful
- •when did winking become a suggestive act???
- •i love the aesthetics of the victorian era. it's a shame the misogyny ruined it.