TEXTS I'VE RECEIVED RECENTLY

  1. I found a notebook from sixth grade and the only thing in it was me ranting abt how Connor wielt told me that the Jews killed Jesus
  2. WAKE UP
  3. Whoops. Tri state alliance. Not dogs.
  4. Eat a motherfucking dick
  5. Send moms credit card number exp date and cv code to me please
  6. Listen I'm gonna wear a bee outfit on a plane to New Jersey when I get stabbed
  7. Friend 1: One time Abdallah was trying to show me something on YouTube and he clicked safari but it went straight to the hate blog for Jon arbuckle / Friend 2: What even made you think of that / Friend 1: I was on the Jon arbuckle hate blog