Things to Do in College

I bet you all have been wondering
  1. Take cute snapchats
  2. Take photos of people sleeping
  3. Go to Maine with your floor and get shitfaced
  4. Get the red heart on snapchat
  5. Have a Sunday 1AM Radio Show
  6. Get rich off Hackathons
  7. Get stalked by your roommate
  8. Join clubs and meet people
  9. Get two frat bids, pick blindly, cross your fingers (ZBT vs. PBE) 😁
  10. Live a John Green novel—see my other list