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  1. I don't break in new shoes, new shoes break in my feet
  2. Grilled cheese sandwiches are v important to my happiness
  3. When my dad says 'Damian Foster' he means Matt Damon
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Why does everyone make their titles all caps?
  1. 1.
    The baby seal named Elvis that was rescued in Sydney and then released back into the wild
  2. 2.
    This handshake between a buncha bbs
  3. 3.
    This and the grilled cheese sandwiches
Trust me I'm a pro
  1. Get rid of the stuff you don't need
  2. Get rid of the rest of your stuff
  3. Get rid of everything
  4. Sweep once a week
Alexandra and Alex. Results were not exciting.
  1. Any plates or bowls or cups that can't be put in the microwave or dishwasher
  2. The last square on a toilet paper roll
  3. Mechanical pencils
    The noise is so squeaky and awful and you have to refill the lead and the eraser never lasts.
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  1. This one is cute but didn't make the Instagram cut
  2. 'Oh my god did it rip?'
    Yes, yes it did.
  3. Always a good reaction shot to have on hand.
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