Inanimate objects that irritate me

  1. Any plates or bowls or cups that can't be put in the microwave or dishwasher
  2. The last square on a toilet paper roll
  3. Mechanical pencils
    The noise is so squeaky and awful and you have to refill the lead and the eraser never lasts.
  4. Paper clips that are just slightly bent
    A bent paper clip never regains perfect form
  5. Bathroom stall doors that aren't wide enough so there's a major gap that leaves me vulnerable