Truths universally acknowledged by me

  1. I don't break in new shoes, new shoes break in my feet
  2. Grilled cheese sandwiches are v important to my happiness
  3. When my dad says 'Damian Foster' he means Matt Damon
  4. Shaving to the knee is good enough 98% of the time
  5. Once you open skype you can never *really* close it. No matter how much you try
  6. Of course Lena Dunam is HORRIBLY OFFENDED by something. This is not news. Media outlets, however, will treat it as such
  7. I'm glad the rose gold fad ended quickly.
    Also fringe, both circa 2006 and 2016