THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT WHEN I STABBED MY PALM WITH A MEAT THERMOMETER
- •WTF just happened??
- •There was a Rocko's Modern Life episode about a museum of sharp objects. This should have been in it.
- •How was it even sharp enough to puncture me so deeply?????
- •It's not. I'm just an idiot.
- •An idiot who can't open plastic packages.
- •Thank heavens it wasn't a used meat thermometer.