THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT WHEN I STABBED MY PALM WITH A MEAT THERMOMETER

  1. WTF just happened??
  2. There was a Rocko's Modern Life episode about a museum of sharp objects. This should have been in it.
  3. How was it even sharp enough to puncture me so deeply?????
  4. It's not. I'm just an idiot.
  5. An idiot who can't open plastic packages.
  6. Thank heavens it wasn't a used meat thermometer.